Truth of the day #1:
If you, like some of us who shall not be named, are over 40 and wearing bifocals, to properly maintain your eyebrows you will need to dump your little 2x magnifying hand mirror and buy the 8X magnification standing mirror.
Truth of the day #2:
If you, like some of us who shall not be named, have spent the majority of your life ignoring proper skincare routines and have gotten maybe one or two facials EVER and don't own any skin care products beyond moisturizer and soap, you do NOT want to buy the 8X magnification standing mirror. No, you DON'T because when you catch sight of the pores on your nose in glorious 8X magnification for the first time you will be so mortified (horrified, disgusted, aghast) that you will never want to be seen in public again.
Truth of the day #3:
If you are a five year old boy, a new Hot Wheels car greatly eases the pain of shots.
Truth of the day #4:
If you are a five year old boy and you want your mother to give you a piece of gum, the best way to get Mom to give it to you is to say you need TWO pieces and one is for your sister.
Truth of the day #5:
If you are a dog and you have been neutered for a couple of years, it makes not one bit of difference to what you try to do to your cousin dog who just came out of a heat cycle. If said cousin dog happens to be a dachsund and you are a rather tallish pit mix, this might be rather hilarious. Except if your owner happened to be extremely PRO spay and neuter in which case only your cousin dog's owner would think it was hilarious.
Truth of the day #6:
The noise factor of a household containing three large dogs, two small children and three cats is exponentially increased by a factor of about twelve gazillion simply by the addition of two small dogs.
Truth of the day #7:
One's viewpoint on many of life's little traumas can improved by the application of red wine and chocolate.
Author's note: All of the stories presented herein are based on real events. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
