"Mommy, I made an angel for you!"
"Oh, baby, that's so nice. How sweet."
"It has a picture of baby jesus on one side."
"That's wonderful, C."
"And the angel's on the other side. Here you go, Mommy. I love you, Mommy!"
"Thanks buddy. She's...she's...ummmm..." awkward silence. "...are those boobs?"
"Uh-Huh!"
"Why is your angel naked?"
"She's not naked! She's wearing pants!"
"I see."
"Pants! And an invisible shirt!"
"Um, thanks C. I really love it."
"Uh, C? Could you maybe not draw boobs anymore? For a while?" Til you're like, 30, maybe?
Because there will be plenty of time for boob pictures when he's NOT IN KINDERGARTEN.
