Conversation at about 3 am this morning:
Me: SG, how long have we been together?
SG: Mumble mumble something mumble
Me: About three years?
SG: Um. Yeah. (Snores)
Me: Can you tell me why after three years of being together you have suddenly in the last six weeks lost the ability to put the toilet seat down when you're done?
SG: (Laughs) (Snores)
Me: Is this some sort of passive aggressive thing? 'Cause if I get a wet ass in the middle of the night I'm not going to be PASSIVE aggressive about it.
